Russian Orthodox Convert Unable to Grow Luxuriant Beard

The Onion Dome

This story was first run on June 18, 2004

SYDNEY — In a hairy predicament that has beards wagging east and west of the International Date Line, recent Russian Orthodox convert Mac (“Maximos the Confessor”) MacDonald of the of Saints Boris and Gleb and Olga and Vladimir Russian Orthodox Church has discovered he is unable to grow much of a beard.

“It comes in looking pretty lame,” confessed MacDonald in a recent interview. “All the guys were teasing me so I just shaved it off.”

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Joel is a 32 year old currently residing in the southeastern United States. His interests lay in philosophy and theology. He is a writer for The Christian Watershed.

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